Calvin and Hobbs politics

Want to know why the US economy is in shambles?  Calvin sums it up pretty well here.  You'll have to click the cartoon image to read the dialog.

Professional ambition

This cartoon bit totally summarizes how most of us saps with desk jobs feel.  It doesn't help that computer monitors are practically the size of big-screen TVs either.  Hide your pr0n!

Drunk prank of the week

Now this is horrific.  Imagine the shock of waking up like this... then the pain of getting out.  I'd get some new friends for sure.

Dork of the week

Okay, I have to give my kids the credit for finding this video on YouTube.  Try not to look past the humor of this and feel sorry for the kid, as this blog was never intended to draw sympathy and respect for the less fortunate.

The best cure for a hangover...

is supposedly this. Absolutely nothing about this looks appetizing, especially after a night of Newcastle consumption. I could barely put down a couple pancakes this morning.

Now it's time to watch Jackass 3.

Too drunk to get more beer...

What better way to start off the weekend than a drunk caught on camera.  Security cameras definitely have their place in comedy.

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Booze of the Week: Trader Joe's gin!

It's Friday and booze is on my mind (so what else is new?).  The booze of the week is Trader Joe's Rear Admiral London Dry Gin ($7.99 for a 750 mL bottle at Trader Joe's).  It's distilled and bottled at W.J. Stillman Ltd. in London.

Well I'm starting to get shit from my buddies on my choices of booze, but I'm happy to report one of their mouthes has been shut.  This gin is very Tanqueray-like, but with a slightly lower alcohol content.  It makes for a great gin and tonic or martini, but probably isn't a good sipping gin such as Gin 209 or some of the other high priced gins out there... but who in the hell wants to sip booze that's distilled from a shovel full of wilderness?

If you like gin martinis and/or gin and tonics and want to save half the cost of booze, try this gin.  Here are a couple reviews:

Craigslist humor

This has got to be one of the funniest (if not the funniest) Craigslist postings I've read.  It's a great example of how much of a pain it can be to deal with Craigslist people.  Sorry if it's a bit blurry.

Imagine if you won the lottery...

Would your reaction be like these guys?

Reno 911 cracks me up.

Drunk Prank of the Week

Yeah, there are TONS of pics of drunk pranks all over the web, but yours truly delivers the tasteful one for the week:

Blown away

 I think every guy has wanted to this at some point.

Pre-mature HalloSheen humor


Baseball Spring Training is here...

and below is one of the many reasons why baseball sucks:

Two out of the three girls couldn't care less what's coming their way.

Stereotyping works

Yeah, we're not supposed to stereotype, it shouldn't be part of our society, it's discrimination, bleh bleh.  After looking at this pic, we see that's it's alive and well:

Parenting Fail of the Day

Unbelievable is all I have to say on this.

Happy Damn Birthday to me

Well, today is my birthday and the day the official countdown to 40 begins.  Amazing that I've made it this far considering the many high-fatality rate actions of my youth.

To those of you older than me, STFU about how young I am.  You know damn well you didn't want to be 40 and there's not one person in their 20s or 30s that considers 40 young and is looking forward to being that age.

Can't wait for a few cocktails this Saturday with my wife... that's always the best countdown for me.